Very Mary-Kate

Very Mary-Kate

3 Seasons

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

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Very Mary-Kate
  • Cat
    00:58
    Cat
    Episode 1

    Cat

    Episode 1

    I want a pedigree cat instead of a baby because it's more expensive.

  • Back to School

    Episode 2

    I'm going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

  • Crush
    00:58
    Episode 3

    Crush

    Episode 3

    It's just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

  • Ashleyguard

    Episode 4

    But Ashley doesn't have nipple hair!

  • Nightmare
    01:06
    Episode 5

    Nightmare

    Episode 5

    Quiet, Evil Dragon, I'm trying to write a description!

  • Philip Seymour Hoffman Pt. 2

    Episode 6

    Is this about those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don't care.

  • Gun
    01:07
    Gun
    Episode 7

    Gun

    Episode 7

    Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

  • Clone
    01:07
    Episode 8

    Clone

    Episode 8

    Comet is back! Thank you, science!

  • Woody Allen Pt. 1

    Episode 9

    Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate's Godfather.

  • Trick-or-Treat

    Episode 10

    Tricking is less calorific than treating.

  • Hoffmoween
    01:41
    Episode 11

    Hoffmoween

    Episode 11

    Phil Hoffman's scariest as himself.

  • Woody Allen Pt. 2

    Episode 12

    Where there's a will, there's a way too talkative.

  • Naked
    01:06
    Episode 13

    Naked

    Episode 13

    Bodyguard's in his birthday suit,

  • Fired
    01:23
    Episode 14

    Fired

    Episode 14

    Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

  • Hired
    01:09
    Episode 15

    Hired

    Episode 15

    One girl's trash is another girl's bodyguard.

  • Bath
    01:32
    Episode 16

    Bath

    Episode 16

    Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.

  • Sexy Time
    01:45
    Episode 17

    Sexy Time

    Episode 17

    Ashley won't take gross for an answer.

  • Sick
    01:23
    Episode 18

    Sick

    Episode 18

    It's not bulimia when you haven't eaten.