The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
I want a pedigree cat instead of a baby because it's more expensive.
I'm going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
It's just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
But Ashley doesn't have nipple hair!
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I'm trying to write a description!
Is this about those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don't care.
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
Comet is back! Thank you, science!
Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate's Godfather.
Tricking is less calorific than treating.
Phil Hoffman's scariest as himself.
Where there's a will, there's a way too talkative.
Bodyguard's in his birthday suit,
Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!
One girl's trash is another girl's bodyguard.
Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.
Ashley won't take gross for an answer.
It's not bulimia when you haven't eaten.