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Craig worries about job security. Rawr.
I'm great with demolitions, but they never ask me. They're just like 'keep writing Youtube captions.' Whatever.
The torso pilot of Ultramechatron is really important! Not in super, you know, quantifiable metrics, but in terms of team cohesiveness. He also does the lunch orders, usually. So yeah.
It's simple, we don't tolerate rudeness in the CollegeHumor office. It's just common courtesy.