In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.